I am. always. called. Justin. Justin Ben-oiht. First of all, I have boobs and a vagina, and while you probably can’t see my vagina, you can definitely see my boobs. They’re hard to miss. Secondly, Benoit is a french name, so the proper pronunciation is Ben-wah. Say it with me. Just-eeeeeen Ben-waaaah. Comprende?
My last name is Blackburn. Exactly how it’s spelled. I have heard: Black-boar, Blackbourne, Blockburn, Blackbird, Blackbum, it goes on. BLACK. BURN. I don’t understand the difficulty.
Last name is Harmonay. And some people have come up with the strangest pronunciations for it… Kind of like Hermione. “Levi-o-sAAAA” But it’s pronounced just like the actual word harmony.
My last name is Brothen, and it’s always either said Bro-then, or simple Brother. I want to just slap everyone lately that says brother because there. Is. No. R. At all, anywhere. Bro-then is somewhat understanding, but lately it’s also getting annoying. All you have to do is thinking of chicken broth. Broth-N. It’s not that hard.
Hello my name is Marine Camp-Bell, it is a pleasure to meet you.
Who is Marnie Campbell, she definitely doesn’t go here.
Seriously, Mar-nee Cam-bull is not that hard to say.
REALLY? It’s a common fucking name for fucks sake.